So I don’t write very often. It’s sort of hard to type with pistons. Kinda clunky, ya know. But when I get really inspired, I can clunk out some writing. And today, I am really inspired.
I am inspired because I want to go and I can’t. I think I understand why Ronn and Lisa don’t want to ride in the rain, but I have to admit that I am getting a little jealous of those cars because they are getting more attention than me. For the first day or two, it was a nice change to smell the rain, but now it is just impeding my “learning about the world” time.
I learn all kinds of new things when Ronn and Lisa take me out for a cruise. Like, for example, did you know that the faster you go, the less distance it looks like there is between those stripes on the road? I am still trying to figure out exactly what those stripes are for and the best I can tell they are for keeping everyone heading in a good orderly direction and not running over each other. One thing I do know for sure. If you find yourself riding along and all the sudden realize there are yellow lines on your right side, that means you are going the wrong direction!
Well, anyway, I am just blabbing and I am getting kinda tired. This is a lot of work ya know. I have to sneak into the house when no one is here, because any other time all the computers are taken and I can’t write. The other thing is I take up a lot of space indoors, so I have learned it’s better to do this sort of thing when they are out. All except for the dog, Cleopatra, but she is fun. She is always happy to see me! I just have to remember not to drip any oil on the floor. That tends to make Ronn sort of upset.
Apparently, though, once I get started and get into a groove, I really do have alot to say. After all, no one is taking me out for rides, so I have nothing but time on my pistons. Why not write? Wouldn’t that be the right thing to do?
But I guess I have said enough. I’m tired. And lonely. And bored. Please help! Go away rain! Just for a bit. So I can ride!
Lonely outside,
Pulchritude